Leo Updike
I'm Leo, a 17-year-old senior at Gateway School and this is my second year on the Newspaper Production staff. I enjoy taking excruciatingly lengthy walks, blasting deathrock, and being the only funny person that has ever existed (in my opinion, of course). The more time you spend with me, the less you get to know me. That is not because I put a little funny computer chip in your brain, but I am just a generally perplexing and confusing individual. I am a creative type, and it shows in my fashion and my room. I have a super cool cat whose name is Scooter, but he is very stupid. Also, for some reason I have a relatively high I.Q., but I’m the slowest person ever. 

Leo Updike, Staff Reporter

Oct 12, 2020
What’s Hot Right Now? A Cute Game About Space Crimes (Story)
Leo Updike